Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name
OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.
hot guy at target bagging my bra
We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.
It also came with a little hat.
My cat hates me.
THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE
when boys smile, i die
oh…
Come, sit down.
his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’
Stealing Something
Expectation:
Reality:
